grave robbers break into my mighty tomb to steal my riches, but get spooked because my coffin is rigged to play thriller when opened
feral kitten update: she ate my beautiful sundew plant and now she must die
she came back hours later and ate the vestigial remainder so she is going in el fucking trasho
"bioshock infinite was the worst game i’ve ever played" i say to stagnant air, bouldering the broken remains of what was once a mighty highway. it will be nightfall soon, and with the darkness will come scavengers. i have not found clean water in days.
My mom found a dog on the side of the road and brought her home to our garage at fucking midnite, and now i am tasked with waking up at the crack of dawn to take her from shelter to shelter til someone takes her. Lovely.