ghostbongweedofthesamurai:

grave robbers break into my mighty tomb to steal my riches, but get spooked because my coffin is rigged to play thriller when opened

ghostbongweedofthesamurai:

ghostbongweedofthesamurai:

feral kitten update: she ate my beautiful sundew plant and now she must die

she came back hours later and ate the vestigial remainder so she is going in el fucking trasho

ghostbongweedofthesamurai:

"bioshock infinite was the worst game i’ve ever played" i say to stagnant air, bouldering the broken remains of what was once a mighty highway. it will be nightfall soon, and with the darkness will come scavengers. i have not found clean water in days.

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luxwing:

demosexual:

i did it

OH MY GOD

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of

COURSE

My mom found a dog on the side of the road and brought her home to our garage at fucking midnite, and now i am tasked with waking up at the crack of dawn to take her from shelter to shelter til someone takes her. Lovely.

Tags: fuck dogs

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

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psyducked:

now we’re talking

psyducked:

now we’re talking

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pivotalwolf:

Shiba requires a moment to process the fact that someone touched the butt

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thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

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sashayed:

mightequinn:

oldfilmsflicker:

oldfilmsflicker:


Alex Trebek: And he has his hand stuck in a pickle jar. Tom Hanks: Uh, it’s on my hand. Alex Trebek: Where did you get that pickle jar? Tom Hanks: Uh, I-I-I wanted a pickle. Alex Trebek: Tom, let go of it! Let — [ Tom pulls his other hand off the base of the jar ] No, not the jar! Let go of the pickle! Tom Hanks: But I — but I want a pickle.  Alex Trebek: But we CAN’T keep playing if you DON’T let go of the pickle!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM HANKS!

sashayed:

mightequinn:

oldfilmsflicker:

oldfilmsflicker:

Alex Trebek: And he has his hand stuck in a pickle jar.
Tom Hanks: Uh, it’s on my hand.
Alex Trebek: Where did you get that pickle jar?
Tom Hanks: Uh, I-I-I wanted a pickle.
Alex Trebek: Tom, let go of it! Let — [ Tom pulls his other hand off the base of the jar ] No, not the jar! Let go of the pickle!
Tom Hanks: But I — but I want a pickle.
Alex Trebek:
But we CAN’T keep playing if you DON’T let go of the pickle!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM HANKS!

mechanicbird:

eroticmirotic:

timemachineyeah:

 

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

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it’s my birthday

c:

In 2011, Dutch photographer Charlotte Dumas embarked on a quest to locate the last surviving 9/11 search and rescue dogs who had worked so tirelessly ten years earlier. Retrieved is a collection of their portraits, a moving tribute to these heroic dogs and their handlers.

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